DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO YOU JUST ADORE AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM IS SO UNIQUE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER FRIENDSHIP EVEN CLOSE TO IT AND YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER AND THERE’S NEVER A DULL MOMENT AND YOU JUST WANT TO TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU APPRECIATE THEM ALL THE TIME
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.